Pet Photo Contest Fixed!

I entered some photos into a pet photo contest.  I was feeling sort of confident because it was a contest for "The Principle Investigators Association".  How much competition could there be?  Well...it was fixed.  Seriously.  Here is the photo that won "cutest pet"....

(photo taken by Charissa Cheah, Ph.D)

And here were my entries for cutest pet...

And here is the winner for "best trick"...and by the way...what kind of trick is the piggy doing???

(photo taken byKira Snedden)

And...here was my entry for "best trick"....

It was fixed!  Foul!  Fail!!  Fuckers!  Seriously?  The contest was fixed!!!!!  I did get an "honarble mention" and a stupid certificate.  Whatever.  My pets are way cuter and wicked tricky.