Mickey and Tito go Shopping

Mickey and Tito went out for a car part and came home with....



Good times! Good times at the Hamiltowne Castle...

Behold the FURminator!

I didn't actually know how the FURminator was different than a brush but Berry Pebbles has an awful lot of fur and the FURminator was highly recommended by Dr. Duke (Beano's stepmom) so we decided to try one.

Result: it is magical. We had half a dog after we used it once. Seriously. Magical.

"My Fingers are Assholes!"....T. Smith

Best Buy Cashier: Do you want to purchase the service agreement to cover the game and equipment that comes with Guitar Hero?

Me: How much is it?

Her: $39.99 for two years

Me: So, we spend over $200 on a game and the required equipment but you want me to pay $40 more to ensure it works for two years? How long do you actually guarantee it will work?

Her: $39.99, and you have 30 days to bring it back. Kids can be rough on equipment.

TITO: We don't have kids, this is all for us.





36 hours later....

Me: Stop pounding the guitar so hard...you are going to break it and we didn't buy the service agreement!

Tito: I can't help it...they aren't moving like I want them to. My fingers are assholes!

Documenting Drugs

Dr. Rolland Griffiths, of the "mushroom study" fame, is being followed around and interviewed for a documentary. While it is cool in theory to work with people who inspire documentaries...mostly it is a pain in the ass because they have their equipment all over the place, they turn all the lights off, and they kicked Dr. Duke out of the conference room while she was trying to practice her talk. We are trying to do science here people!!!

Confirmed! God does NOT hate the Lions.

Instead, God must hate the city of Detroit and have a hard-on for nasty-ass Pittsburgh.

Who knew?


I wonder if it has anything to do with collection plate totals.


Sad Red Wings after losing the Stanley Cup to the nasty ass Pittsburgh Penguins (picture copied from Google images and I have no idea who took it)

Oh Shit!

Facilities management comes twice a year to clean the outside of my 3rd story window. They just came last week. Luckily, a very special bird aimed just right so I will be able to enjoy his presence for the next six months....


The masterpiece as part of the overall window.



Up close and personal with the masterpiece.