IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell
AT WORK ... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle
IN PRISON...you get three meals a day
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it
IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior
IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself
IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games
IN PRISON...you get your own toilet
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat
IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
*Although I modified it somewhat, this came from a chain email.
