"My Fingers are Assholes!"....T. Smith

Best Buy Cashier: Do you want to purchase the service agreement to cover the game and equipment that comes with Guitar Hero?

Me: How much is it?

Her: $39.99 for two years

Me: So, we spend over $200 on a game and the required equipment but you want me to pay $40 more to ensure it works for two years? How long do you actually guarantee it will work?

Her: $39.99, and you have 30 days to bring it back. Kids can be rough on equipment.

TITO: We don't have kids, this is all for us.





36 hours later....

Me: Stop pounding the guitar so hard...you are going to break it and we didn't buy the service agreement!

Tito: I can't help it...they aren't moving like I want them to. My fingers are assholes!