It's my name and you can't have it

Amy Goodwin has recently been hired by my employer as the director of some kind of internal communication something or other. I keep getting emails meant for her and it creeps me out. I am having an identity crisis of enormous proportions. I thought I was Amy Goodwin….but as it turns out…..I am not what defines Amy Goodwin. Apparently, Amy Goodwin is also an expert in communication. That isn’t me! I suck at communication. I used to take xanax before I had to speak in public. True, I have evolved past that particular issue but I am not an expert…except maybe at awkward silences. You can’t even count on me to return your phone call. I know that many….many….many of us share names with each other….but how many of us work in the same place with people who have the exact same name??? I spent my entire elementary school career as Amy G. because there was always more than one Amy…often three or four of us. So who is Amy Goodwin? I don’t know…apparently Amy Goodwin is an expert in drug abuse and communication…depending on who you talk too.